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Apr 14

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

Apr 1

"You’re beautiful and sad. Just like your eyes. You’re like a song that I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew until I heard it again."

- Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver (via seabois)

(via softheartbaby)

Apr 1

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via austrolia)

Mar 28

meepyperson:

if it makes you feel any better yesterday i tried to heat up a frozen pizza and i decided it’d be a great idea to put it on a plastic cutting board
let me repeat: i thought it’d be okay to put a frozen pizza on a plastic cutting board in a 450* F oven

(via c-teardrops)

i-am-the-strider:

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(via overfierce)

Mar 22

castielcampbell:

koli-chan:
bashdoard:
wetookthe405:
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS
A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS
SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS
SAVE ALL THE FUCKING FROGS DAMMIT!

(via level100sylveon-deactivated2015)